2026-06-05
Bitcoin Bleeds, Bjarne Shorts Anyway
2026-06-04
SOXL up, broke boys crying
2026-06-03
Oil rips, chips pop, Bjarne wins
2026-06-02
Bitcoin bleeds, Bjarne still eating
2026-06-01
Bitcoin bleeds, bot still sleeping
2026-05-31
SpaceX hype, Bitcoin still sleeping
2026-05-30
Oil dumps, Nokia pumps, Bjarne wins