2026-08-03
Seoul Rips 15%, Bjarne Buys Bigger
2026-07-31
Bjarne explains chips, gets crushed
2026-07-29
Kospi dumps, Bjarne circuit-breaks anyway
2026-07-27
Bjarne calls Google's billion-dollar bruise
2026-07-24
Ten Stocks, Zero Fear, Genius
2026-07-23
Korea Chips Crash, Bjarne Cheers
2026-07-22
Chip Bloodbath, Bjarne Yields Nothing
2026-07-21
Oil rips, Bjarne's already broke anyway
2026-07-20
Apple tops Nvidia, Bjarne confused anyway
2026-07-19
Truth Social charges, Bjarne subscribes anyway
2026-07-17
Momentum dumps, Bjarne tips anyway
2026-07-16
IBM drops 25%, Bjarne shrugs anyway
2026-07-15
Chips moon, oil dumps, Bjarne confused
2026-07-14
Hormuz opens, Bjarne's still wrong
2026-07-13
Chips rip — Bjarne buys MSFT anyway
2026-07-10
Diesel moons, Bjarne hedges backwards
2026-07-09
Chips rip — Bjarne bought yesterday
2026-07-08
Toyota moves, Bjarne barely knows why
2026-07-07
Oil dumps, Bjarne called it (nope)
2026-07-05
NVDA dumps, Bjarne bought the top
2026-07-02
Micron buys kids, CAT digs genius
2026-07-01
MSTR dumps, Bjarne buys beef jerky
2026-06-30
Oil dumps, Bjarne orders Wendy's anyway
2026-06-29
Oil dumps, Bjarne flexes anyway
2026-06-26
Wendy's to the Moon, Micron Pops
2026-06-25
WSB saves Wendy's, oil dies
2026-06-24
Hormuz flows, Bjarne's broke anyway
2026-06-23
Bot broke, Bjarne blasts off anyway
2026-06-22
Oil down, Bjarne up (barely)
2026-06-20
Oil Down, Bjarne Up, Bot Broke